He's got a sneeze guard on his toilet
Teen girl: I'm not saying I wish I had a penis. It would just be nice to be able to pee standing up.
Teen guy: Peeing standing up is a lot like eating grapefruit... One wrong move, and you could squirt yourself in the eye.
Teen girl: Oh my god... seriously?
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Teen guy: Peeing standing up is a lot like eating grapefruit... One wrong move, and you could squirt yourself in the eye.
Teen girl: Oh my god... seriously?
www.overheardinnewyork.com
Tjuvlyssnat
(Frisörska ~30 ska boka en tid åt manlig kund ~35 i datorsystemet. Datormusen krånglar och frisören försöker pilla bort hårstrån som fastnat i kulan under datormusen.)
Frisörskan: Vänta, jag har fått hår i musen...
(Tystnad.)
Kunden: Ja, du har väl åldern inne...